Client:IndiaProperty.com, the best place to buy new property
1.We hear
two voices one male and one female…..
Male: How
much did you pay your broker?
Female:
An arm
Male: And
how much for the agent?
Female: A leg.
Not
anymore…Give all the brokers a break…… Log on to Indiaproperty.com and take a
virtual tour of your future home …it is as easy as that.
2.
We hear
various separate distinct voices:
Shopkeeper:
Business is getting busier than ever… I wish I could take some time off to find
a bigger place for my business.
IT guy: I
wish I could find a place of my own to crash after working all these hectic
hours.
Housewife:
There is no water in the house again. I wish I had a place of my own
Log on to
Ip.com to find a solution to all these problems.
3.
Suresh:
I just got my Visa yaar and I
have to go to US in just a month….
Ramesh:
Congrats dude….You should be happy…. Why are you sad….??
Suresh:
It is my house…I need to sell it quickly….
Ramesh: Don’t
worry there is IP.com where you can sell your house in a jiffy.
4.
(Happens
in a joint family)
Guy1: Now
that dad is gone what shall we do with our ancestral home…
Guy2: Let
us build a restaurant….
Guy3: No.Let us build
an apartment there…
Girl1: No
I want to open a beauty parlour there….
Elderly
guy: I have the best solution for all your problems… Let us list it at
IP.com….we will get the best value for our property there.
VO: Buy
or sell property @ ip.com
Client: Bharatmatrimony.com
1. Dad: What kind of girl do you have in mind
….Son?
Son: I
want to marry someone with whom I CAN live WITH ….dad.
Dad: No
son you should marry someone with whom you CANNOT live
WITHOUT.
VO:
BharatMatrimony.com
2. Guess who has got the largest partnerships in
India?
Is it
Reliance……???
Is it
Tata……….???
No it is
Bharatmatrimony.com which has made possible the largest life partnerships in
India.
3.
(In the background a party is going on)
Lady1:
Hey Shanti….you are
still the unofficial matchmaker at the parties..
Lady2:
Yeah but
I am nothing compared to Bharatmatrimony.com the largest matrimonial site.
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